Omg Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire demo code was emailed to me!!! Yasss~
Jack: Hey, Wilhelm! Wanna come to the moon and hunt a Vault for me?
Jack: I’ll pay you a couple million dollars.
Wilhelm: Yep, that’s my backstory.
jack figures out the “wilhelm will do whatever shit I ask if I throw money at him” game, immediately abuses his newfound power
Also, my dick is this big.
More Jackass for your peeps who like Handsome Jack and Vaas Montenegro together.
gonna make myself a gotdamn sweatshirt
cat: places paw tentatively on boob
cat: presses paw down on boob
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs